Bumper Crop

Drop apples. Ring bumpers. Don't TILT.

Bumper Crop is a penny-arcade orchard machine: aim your drop, then steer the paddle to bounce each apple toward the basket you want — the baskets multiply an apple's whole haul, ×1 to ×10.

Real pinball furniture, miniaturized:

• Pop bumpers that kick like they mean it (round — or square, with honest square physics, from the Tinker's Hatch)
• Rollover lanes that spell C·R·O·P — complete the word to arm the kickback, which fires balls back out of the lousy ×1 baskets
• A drop-target bank: flatten all three for a coin burst
• NUDGE — physically shove the machine. Three too fast and she TILTs: locked hopper, dead bumpers, blinking red letters, exactly as tradition demands

Spend your coins at the Back Counter: bigger hopper, faster apples, louder bumpers, golden pippins (×5), twin windfalls, a wider plank.

Every board is an address. The URL hash is the peg layout — #orchard-fair-42 is the same board for everyone, forever. Daily board gives the whole world one shared layout per day; find the lane that feeds the ×10 and tell your friends they're wrong about theirs.

Free, offline, one HTML file, no accounts, no ads. Sound is a tiny built-in synth. Your coins and upgrades save in your browser; the Tinker's Hatch has paint schemes, a paddle-feel slider, and a sell the machine fresh start.

(No AI runs in the game — deterministic physics and honest tables. The code was built in an open human–AI collaboration; the AI disclosure on this page is checked on purpose.)